Country Ham Adventure Part II

1. Sleep in until almost time to drain and add fresh water to the ham.
2. Attempt to drag the rolling cooler backward onto the porch down a step from the back door, upending the cooler onto the step and dumping the water onto the back porch and thoroughly soaking your sneakers and socks.
3.  Remove sneakers and socks to be put in the washer and find clean socks and sneakers. (Thankfully, the sneakers I drenched were my yardwork ones.)
4. Finish draining the remaining water from the cooler.

Ham is now  looking more like a ham.
5. Turn the ham.

6. Add water and again realize that either the drain wasn't recapped or it came loose.  Thankfully water only spilled onto the back porch. 
7. Eat breakfast and drink tea.  Ponder doing this first next time (if there ever is a next time).